Dearly beloved
We are gathered 
here today
to get through this 
thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever 
and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The afterworld
A world of never 
ending happiness.
 - You can always see the sun, day or night...

So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own.